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On the strangest sea.

The inclusion of books in the Typepad list seems to be a signal for me to ignore them.
I’ll have to remember not to put anything on there that I really want to read.

At any time in my life up to about age 30 I would have described myself as a Reader with a capital R, illuminated. It was what I did, who I was, how I chose my college major and where the vast majority of my time went for many, many years. A non-discriminatory reader in some ways – I won’t read something I’m not enjoying, but my tastes range from trash to treasure and back again.
Some are surprised by my fondness for the lowbrow.

My house is littered with books, lined with them, books I’ve kept acquiring out of the habit of years, but am not getting through the way I used to. I purged a few months ago, boxes and boxes and boxes of them (and yet the same number still seem to be here), a thing I would literally have been unable to contemplate five years ago. It would have been a painful amputation.

Now it is a necessity for peace. I just don’t enjoy reading wholesale the way I used to.
I think part of the problem is that fiction doesn’t speak to me the way it once did, but I haven’t accepted it intellectually. At this point in my life, I am interested in how real people have experienced their lives, what kind of connection I can feel with the rest of humanity, how the events of the world, large & small, shape human life, how people experience love & grief, how these things enter them, saturate and transform them. Fiction, even old, old favorites, now frequently feels false to me.

Sunday afternoon was perfect, which is not a thing that happens very often.

I have this small jewel of a backyard, slightly overgrown and badly in need of an afternoon’s attention, attention that it is unlikely to get. I never go out there. Partly it is because I have to unlock the padlocked security gate to walk out easily, but partly I have some kind of primitive reluctance to be out there. Like many things I’ve been thinking about recently, it has something to do with my father. This was his house, although it doesn’t feel like it to me any more. It all feels like mine, except for the deck, which he built and where he spent most of his leisure time.

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Sunday was a hot afternoon, but not brutal, the sky was mottled with clouds, but still summer blue, and the hum of insects had the specific tone of my memories of childhood’s August. I took MFK Fisher out with me, sat on the chaise and read this beautiful, beautiful book in this setting, a memoir of love, grief, identity. I had one of those rare moments where one just is, without urgency or doubt to plague you, the sound of the summer a precise harmony to fill you, the air against your skin not oppressive but tender.

I watched one of the fat local squirrels come quite close before he noticed me, and ran away scolding, the neighbor’s magnificent elderly Coon cat jumped down from his second floor onto my exterior stairs, then walked past me without acknowledgement to sit on my fence, his gray tabby tail curled against the weathered boards in a beautiful complement of colors.

I want to send this book to a far away friend, as if I could send him this day, this afternoon of existence without urgency, this moment of understanding, wrapped up in a gilt-ribbon package, full of hope that he would understand my meaning.

(This is for D. who wishes I would write about more than knitting, and for far away L.)

A pause for station identification.

Really not knitting.

I have an effed up wrist (well, thumb really) and boy, does it not like crocheting. Apparently the rotating motion of hooking yarn and pulling it through is almost as disagreeable to my extensor tendon as the forward yanking motion which caused the original injury. Generally knittng doesn't cause pain, particularly since I started with combined knitting (lifting the purl yarn with the left hand instead of rotating the right wrist to pick it up) but I do try to take frequent rests

So no knitting or crocheting for a few days. I tried to swatch some big, fat, stretchy cotton, but even that hurts.

So I shall try to amuse you for the next few days without actually doing any work. Too bad about the crocheting, though. I was just starting to get the hang of that shawl thing. Maybe once I'm better I can at least finish it, if I only do a teeny bit at a time.

I bought another ribbon yarn to make another shawl (from Elann. I actually forgot about it until the box of White Buffalo arrived and it was in with it.

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(The picture's a little yellower than the yarn. It is odd, but attractive) I'm going to have to stop claiming I don't like varigated yarn at this rate. Anyway, I guess I'll be knitting this one.

21?

I belong to an online dating service - OK Cupid (go and fill out the profile even if you don't want to join, it is hilarious). No, you can't know my user ID.
And it is skewing much younger now than it did a few months ago, so I'm not using it as much.

I've met a couple of nice people and one potential serial killer (well him I didn't actually meet, because he freaked me out) and had a number of pleasant but meaningless email flirtations. It's actually where I met Boston Guy.

But today for about the 4th time I got a "woo" - an on-line wolf whistle - from a cute Irish boy, under 21.

It says right next to my picture that I'm 35 and 6'3" - they're all about 18-21 and about 5'9". And 3500 miles away. With red hair and Buddy Holly glasses, seems like.

This is becomeing statistically significant. Should I be getting on a plane for Ireland immediately and hoping to meet their dads? Their older brothers? Do I remind them of their mothers? (Update: And I forgot to say, why Irish? Why not Dutchmen or Swedes? Italians, or heaven forbid, Americans?)

I mean, I'm pretty damn cute, but not so much so that I'm the obvious choice to have a slightly post adolescent following. And I could seriously go for the right red-headed, glasses-wearing guy.
But I'm pretty sure the right one was born already when I started high school.

I was going to make a really vile joke about minimum height requirements as well, but I'm just going to let it go by saying that I really prefer to look someone more-or-less right in the eye.

Dressmaker’s dummy.

I really want one of these,

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but all the ones I’ve seen have a similar problem – the back length adjustment is 17-18 inches. But this girl has (allowing for the fact that I’m all twisted around and the measurement is almost certainly inexact) a back length of about 21 inches. (And I'm short waisted!)
I’m guessing something I fit on a standard size form would not really fit me all that well.
You think?

I don’t really want to spend the money for a custom latex form – which leaves me with a DIY packing tape form.

Has anyone seen this?

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I laughed my soda through my sinuses the first time I saw these pictures.
But I think I need this. If only to have done it.
Now I just have to talk my friend H. into being Igor to my Frankenstein.

Now I'm a hooker AND a ho.

So today we learned how to crochet. Sorta.

I bought this last week:

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I bought this yesterday:

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And these today:

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And after about 8 false starts I have this:

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Pretty cool, huh?

I have to cop to it, I used to think about crochet in a manner contemptuous, but I eat my words, I eat my hat, It’s fun.

My friend H. just invited me to dinner, so White Buffalo pics will have to wait.

Bye.

Yarn, yarn & more yarn

I went back to the LYS today because I forgot to get the crochet book that’s going to teach me how to make the shawl this weekend.
Except the birth of the shawl is now in question because they were unpacking some new things when I was there, and I bought this:

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These pictures (which I hadn't taken yet when I wrote this, but I already knew wouldn't be good enough) do not do it justice.
100% Peruvian Alpaca, 600 yards, three ply – in two shades of brown with gray, worsted-ish weight.
But the gray is kind of steel colored and seems almost blue.
The right hand picture is a little dark, but the left one is pretty close in terms of color.
Mmmm. Chocolately goodness.

Also, I love my macro lens. Can you see the halo on this yarn?

It is so silky, better than the silkiness of the most delicious of the novelty yarns, except this silkiness won’t turn plastic-y in a year or two. I recently found a fuzzy novelty scarf (purchased, not made) in a box from 3 years ago (when I moved), I remember it as being delicious, but now it feels …odd. Anyway.

This new alpaca is the most delightful thing I’ve had in my hands in a long time. I’m thinking a hat & scarf, or gloves and a scarf, to wear with my brown suede coat this fall.
Or maybe I’ll just sleep with it. No, not that way.

I’m sure there are more delightful fibers I’ve not yet encountered (that's a nice thought), but alpaca, oh alpaca, is my favorite.
It feels like what I thought cashmere would feel like before I felt cashmere.
I mean, I like cashmere, wouldn’t turn any down if you want to give me some….no? OK…but this stuff is, to me, the apex of fiberly desire.

Plus, you have to love an animal that spits in your eye.

I looked at the shop owner and moaned "why? why do you do this to me?" She laughed. I like her, she's an interesting woman, and I have a lot of sympathy with the challenges of beginning a business like this. And she knows I can't say no to the alpaca. Here is the evidence from last March:

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This yarn made it to being most of a sweater before I admitted the pattern was wrong for the yarn. I'll get to it before the winter - it will be a fast one, 'cause this alpaca is huge, and I want it before any winter visits to VT.
Update: my apologies for the focus problems. I took this picture right after I got home from the gym, and apparently my arms were shaking. And yes, I know I bound off too tight - this yarn is very elastic and irregular and one of the reasons I haven't returned to it yet is I haven't figured out how to work with it, rather than against it. You should have seen the fuzzy gray bag that was my first attempt.

Plus Elann came through and now I have the most enormous box (White buffalo Unspun, you’ll recall, which according to Knitter’s Review comes in big flat cakes of fiber) in the back of my car, which I CANNOT look into until I get home tonight. I love them.

They provide:
Discount yarn
Fast shipping – when did I order this, Tuesday night?
Well and securely packed shipment with a strap handle around the package so I don’t hurt myself hauling the gigantic box of fiber around.

DSCN0363And this is the shawl yarn

More pictures tomorrow when the sun's out.

File under 'what a girl wants, not'.

I should first make the proviso that I think I let neurotic insecurity ruin something important this week, and I’ve been in a strange mood while I wait to see how it plays out. Plus, I have PMS, which I am starting to realize makes me unfit for human interaction. So I am probably filtering this through that mood lens. But still...

You have been warned.

Yesterday I finished the first pattern repeat of Madli, and brought her with me to the office, as I wanted to go up to the best of the LYSs after work to get both a crochet hook and an alternative to the very loud silence of my house.

I went, I chatted with the very nice woman behind the counter, bought my crochet hook, looked at some yarn and went to sit in the back room to count stitches, be depressed and try to get into a rhythm that might lift my mood a little.

Proviso # 2 – I love this store and shop there so frequently that they all know my first name; these are nice people, who’ve always made me welcome, they have a great selection and they don’t give you the 1000 yard stare if you don’t buy anything.

It turns out that Thursday they have a knitting group. Slowly people trickle in, but they all look familiar to me, and I realize that the knitting group is, except for a woman who came to show off her just completed Summer Tweed pullover and didn’t stay (aside – no shape memory, so don’t pick a baggy design, but my god, how delicious to touch and wear, and fantastic stitch definition. I had no idea) and a woman having toe issues with her Christmas stocking, all store employees.

Just before everyone arrived a woman wandered around the store for 20 minutes teetering on the cusp of essentially abandoning her new hobby, confused by gauge and the transition from scarf to shaped garment.
The nice counter lady did try to explain what she needed to know, but had also to help other customers. No one said, hey, wait a minute, someone who can walk you through this will be here in 5 minutes, why don’t you sit down and join us. And maybe that was a good idea, because…..Look, I am not shy. Even in a quiet mood I can hold my own. But this group....overwhelmed.

There were one or two women there I think I’d like to knit with again, but there were also a number of look-at-me types, and everyone kept hopping up and down, talking about how to price their classes, arguing about their scheduling for the fall and who had to take what class. It ended up with just me and the Christmas stocking woman sitting at an empty table while a loud group discussion went on in the front room 8 feet away. It just felt wrong, like they should be doing this out of the public eye. They weren’t running a knitting group; they were having an informal staff meeting, with customers present.

Also, while I was chatting with one woman about on-line knitting resources she asked me if I had a blog. It never occurred to me that someone might ask that question and so, foolishly, I hadn’t thought about how I might answer. If I'm going to lie successfully, I need to plan for it. So I said yes.
She asked which it was and I said I’d prefer not to say. She brought it up a few more times, trying to get me to tell, or get enough information to let her figure it out, trying to get other people to make me tell, and it made me very uncomfortable.

I shouldn’t have admitted it if I wasn’t willing to share, but I was really caught off guard, both by the question and by my gut level unwillingness to tell her. I would have been more comfortable if she had respected my statement that I wasn’t ‘out’ as a blogger and hadn’t even told most of my friends, instead of bringing it up again. And again.

One of the women I really liked kept pretty quiet most of the time, but once, when the (I think) Official Teacher told her not to bother learning to read the chart, just write out the lace directions and work from that, and I opened my mouth, closed it again, and (I’m sure) looked totally pole-axed, she caught my eye and gave me a little half smile and wink.

(If you want to write out your directions, fine, that’s great, but I don’t think a teacher should automatically dismiss charts, plus, how can you do cable work if you’re not willing to learn charts, plus the pattern in question was insanely complicated with NO repeats. It would take a million years to write it out, a million years you could have been KNITTING already. And you'd be adding a space for errors to creep into the system. And..Oh, never mind.)

I ended up knitting three rows, then un-knitting three rows stitch by stitch because with all the movement and questions, I couldn’t focus on my pattern and kept making mistakes. It is the first time that knitting with other women has failed to raise my spirits. (And when I got home, I put in a lifeline instantaneously).

I left there sure of a couple of things:
I’m never taking a class there.
I’m not ever talking about knitting and the Internet there again.
I’m never going there on a Thursday night again.
I am increasingly interested in the new store the Knit Goddess will be working in come October, even if it is further away. She knows how to run a group so people can talk and have fun, but still work and learn.

Y’all are going to think I’m a total downer with a lot of social problems if I just keep telling you stories about the weird stuff. I guess I think a report on how I hung out with my best friend and gave her kids a bath and got totally soaked and made them laugh and laugh and laugh by pretending to scrub their fingerprints off and made shampoo points on their heads and her son kept striking a pose and saying “I’m Jessica Simpson, I’m Jessica Simpson” and I didn’t knit a stitch (Wednesday night) doesn’t necessarily make good reading, just a good life.

Sorry no pics, but I got a crochet pattern this week, and dug out some shiny Trendsetter Segue (not new! from stash! one of the older things in stash! amazing! isn't it!) I haven’t known what to do with, so this weekend I’m going to make a stab at a Newlyweds-type shawl.
Of course, I don't actually know how to crochet.
Eh, what could happen?

Tune in tomorrow, same Bat time, same Bat channel.

Ooohh, company!

anicockMany thanks to Larissa for saying such nice things about my multi-yarn scarf thing, and for sending so many new people to take a gander at the blog.

I love guests – come in, sit down, make yourselves comfortable.
Grab a handful of Union Square nuts and I’ll pour you a cocktail.

Hang around long enough and I'll make you dinner.

Check the cocktail link, too. Tart City is full of fabulous broads.

Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.

I was just looking at the site - updating the pictures to include the Unspun garments - and I just realized that of the 30 (ish) pictures in the Roads Not (yet) Taken, I ALREADY have yarn for, like, 16 of them. And that's not the end of it - there is yarn for which there is not yet a plan, there are plans for which there are no pictures.

I went to the WEBS summer sale today, too. I like me a bargain. And seriously - cones of merino/cashmere worsted weight in gorgeous colors: 14 dollars a pound (about 830 yards). Donegal Tweed - DK weight, 10 dollars for about 1480 yards, equally gorgeous colors.

Oops.

Maybe some of it will be out of stock by the time they get to me.

This is it, though.
I’m paying off my credit cards and living a life of savings and virtue from now on.

Stop laughing.

Needles and Pins.

DSCN0337I keep saying I love these needles, I love those needles. I think it is time to admit that I love all needles.
Except those light, hollow aluminum ones – the noise they make (shudder).
And the hollow plastic ones – bad hand feel, although, as you can see I do have some. Which I'll be using to make Meathead hats for Larissa as soon as her roving arrives. Did you see her call for knitters? She needed 100 large scale hats for an art installation, and a few days after posting the request, she's got it covered. How freaking cool is that?

Anyway, wood, bamboo, steel, milk plastics….I just can’t say no.
And I’m incapable of fidelity.
I just, um, do what feels right at the time.

mineshaftI got my package from Angelika’s Yarn today, with the exchanged sock yarn.
Experimental web cam shot of two skeins Mineshaft Shepard Sock.
So much better than the Green Valley.
The picture shows the varigations really well, but does not do justice to the total gorgeousness of the yarn. Guess I'm going to have to find the time to learn to make socks.

How sad is it that I forgot my laptop came with a built in camera? I’ve only been using the camera as a handgrip when I opened the notebook every day since April. When I first got it I took the world's most unflattering photo of myself. The chin shot is ALWAYS a winner. And banished all knowedge of the camera from my mind.

I’m afraid the internet has ruined me for retail yarn. I was in a LYS store today, falling in love with some Rowan Plaid, but I just couldn’t bring myself to pay 12 bucks a ball for it. (I'm sure this will pass). Then I came home and bought two projects worth of White Buffalo Unspun from Elann for less than one sweater’s worth of Rowan. How can I resist that?

Hey, my sister-in-law’s Canadian and it’s a Canadian National Treasure going out of circulation. Gotta support the team.

fromhipIIFromHip1Added to the Road Not Taken:
I think this poncho has some legs, stylewise. Am I delusional? Only time will tell.
Olive Green, with yellow and cream accents.
And the cardigan - in rose pink - just the thing for tramping around Vermont when I visit the brother.
Might have to add some short rows to make room for the ladies.

Quotation of the Moment

  • John Sloan, Gist of Art, 1939
    "Sometimes it is best to say something new with an old technique, because ninety-nine people out of a hundred see only technique. Glackens had the courage to use Renoir's version of the Rubens-Titian technique and he found something new to say with it. Cezanne may have tried to paint like El Greco, but he couldn't help making Cézannes. He never had to worry about whether he was being original. Don't be afraid to borrow. The great men, the most original, borrowed from everybody. Witness Shakespeare and Rembrandt. They borrowed from the technique of tradition and created new images by the power of their imagination and human understanding. Little men just borrow from one person. Assimilate all you can from tradition and then say things in your own way. There are as many ways of drawing as there are ways of thinking and thoughts to think."

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