Enchanting Juno

No, really. 2nd in a series.

Received one day, no other message or prior contact:

"Want to hear about buster??"

No response given.

Next day: 

"Buster the rabbit, he's a friend of mine.
He likes to drink his carrot wine,
all of the time.
Buster the rabbit, he's a silly boy,
and all of his silly freinds come around,
and they get all pie eyed on carrot wine.
What can I say?
But Buster he's still a friend of mine.

Buster the rabbit, he likes to play it cool,
didn't stay in school.
Buster the rabbit, run out on all his friends,
says, paying taxes is for dummies.
Buster the rabbit, had a girlfriend all his life,
never made her his wife.
Well what can I say?
But Buster he's still a friend of mine.

Buster the rabbit, stays up late at night,
says he'll get all the sleep he needs,
when he's dead.
Buster the rabbit, he lives life as it comes,
kinda makes it up as he goes along,
more or less.
Well now, what can I say?
Buster he's still a friend of mine."

Surely You're Joking. No really. 1st in a series.

I'm introducing a new semi regular feature here.  A friend suggested that I call it "Thursdays Are For Dickheads" but I think that's limiting.
In my time as an online dater I have met many, experienced much and learned even more.  And all this is good.  But I have never stopped being staggered by the entirely bizarre things strangers will say on the internet.

And I am not talking about a straightforward come on, even if perhaps a cruder one than I would like.  These go a step beyond.  Sometimes more than one.  It has been my habit to save them up, read them to a friend and delete them - in the beginning I tried to respond in a polite but discouraging way, but I have long given that up.

Some may say the mockery is cruel.  I say - if you send this to someone, all bets are off.

hi how are you this is tights guy and that might not mean much to you but here in burlington vt the woman have given me nick names like big bulge and longdong and big dicknand so on and you look so hot could I show you how I look in my tights and you might even think Im good looking too TIGHTS GUY

I swear to everything I hold sacred, I swear to CASHMERE - you can't make this stuff up.