I just had the most amusing conversation with the census bureau.
She called - not that I think the census bureau is female, but this representative of it was. She called because they sent me some damn survey a month ago.
Which I ignored.
Because it said census bureau not IRS, and who gives a fuck.
It turns out it is mandatory (ish) and I have to fill it out every quarter for 8 quarters which is going to go SO well.
She started to make sure they had the correct mailing address and I said, no, no, I remembered it. I put it in the pile of things I didn't really have to pay attention to. Because of it not saying IRS on it.
Which she thought was REFRESHINGLY honest.
I offered to move it to the pile of things to do AFTER I finish the pile of things I REALLY have to do.
But she said no.
And I said, so I really and truly have to remember to do this every quarter for the next eight quarters? And she said YES
And I said AWESOME.
And she said I had a GREAT attitude. Which made me laugh.
So I said I would put it on my pile of things I REALLY had to do SOON.
I kind of love her.
I bet it only take 3 minutes to do. Three minutes and a 1000 dead trees.